March 2012
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Anonymous asked: a.) love the background, b.) what is the meaning of your life right now? what makes it special? worth living?
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Watchurbanizem:
h0r:
urbanizem:
I’d just reblog the original posting if I could find it, but everyone’s asking for it and I can’t so here we go.
omfg I’ve been looking for this for a legit year.
I asked. And I have received.
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Ya'll should ask me questions →
while I’m slightly inebriated. I guarantee more interesting answers
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
“I’ve loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night”
– Galileo (via mimesgoballistic)
tattooposer asked: I had a dream I was pregnant with like three or five babies and was supposed to deliver around your birthday. So I told you if they were born on your birthday I would name one of them after you.
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February 2012
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Wait hold on, its 3:49 am and you thought I’d be ASLEEP…….silly silly.
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“fact: tim convy is a cutie”
– the WiTCH’s Lair:
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The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
This is absolutely, horrifically overwhelming.
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New theory: Taylor Swift is Slenderman.
It’s the limbs. I mean look.
and the fanart isn’t that far off either:
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That awkward moment when my life becomes a...
I should invest in a fainting couch.