That one time Maile and I got drunk with Misha and Jensen

• Tatiana: deans so pouty.
• so pouty.
• it hurts
• Maile: I want to kiss his face with my face
• forever
• Tatiana: I WANT YOU KISS YOUR FACE WITH MY FACE
• maile you're drunk
• NO JENSEN. IM DRUNK OFF YOUR BEAUTY.
• maile, stop. you get like this and i cant deal with you
• I WANT TO DEAL WITH YOUR DICK.
• okay stop. seriously. youre drooling on me.
• YOUVE PUT ME IN A COMA OF LUST, DEAN.
• im not dean. im jensen.
• I WANT TO KISS YOUR FACE WITH MY FACE, JENSEN.
• end scene.
• Maile: dying
• shaking and laughing and dying
• Tatiana: <3
• Maile: if would happen
• Tatiana: and ill be over in the corner sober with drunk misha
• TATIANA. YOUR BREASTS. YOUR BREASTS. JUST. YOUR BREASTS.
• Maile: THEY'RE LIKE
• Tatiana: misha, darling. stop. touching m-
• BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THEM-
• GUYS
• Maile: GLOBES
• Tatiana: MAILE
• JENSEN
• Maile: GLOBES OF BEAUTY AND CUSHONY GOODNESS
• Tatiana: LOOK AT HER-
• no.
• no
• sh.
• misha sh.
• BUT THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW
• ABOUT YOUR BRE-
• no
• here
• look
• look
• doritos
• Maile: TATIANA YOUR DORITOS
• Tatiana: GODDESS OF BOOZE AND DORITOS. MARRY ME.
• aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand then he falls off the couch and rolls around in doritos